Functional Medicine · Telehealth

Your labs are normal.
Your body isn’t.

I’m Loreta Labode, RN — a critical-care nurse turned functional medicine practitioner, working under the supervision of Dr. Jean-Carlos Jimenez, MD. I spend my days catching the changes that standard panels miss, the same way I was trained to catch them in the ICU.

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Loreta Labode, RN, smiling in navy scrubs with her stethoscope
Sound familiar?

You’ve been told everything looks fine.
You know it isn’t.

Exhausted all the time — and nobody can tell you why
Bloating or reflux no matter what you eat
Doing everything “right” and the weight won’t move
Brain fog that coffee doesn’t touch
Low-grade inflammation with no explanation on paper

If your last set of labs came back “normal” and you still don’t feel like yourself, you’re not imagining it — and you’re in the right place.

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Loreta Labode standing with her stethoscope
Meet Loreta

The nurse hospitals call when a patient is quietly getting worse.

Before this practice, I spent nine years in trauma, neuro, and medical ICUs across some of the busiest units in the Northeast. That training is exactly what I bring to functional medicine: I don’t wait for a number to cross a line before I take a concern seriously.

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The “Regulated” standard

RN, BSN

MSN-AGPCNP in progress

CCRN

Board Certified Critical Care Registered Nurse · ACLS & BLS

MD-Supervised

Practicing under Dr. Jean-Carlos Jimenez, MD

Licensed

New York · NJ & multi-state expanding

How it works

From “I don’t feel right” to a plan you can follow.

1

Free discovery call

15 minutes, no obligation, to see if we’re a fit.

2

Initial consult + labs

A real look at what’s actually going on.

3

Your protocol

A plan built around your results, not a template.

4

Ongoing support

Follow-ups and messaging so the plan actually sticks.

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Ways to work together

Transparent pricing. No application to “see if you qualify.”

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Initial Consult

$450

A 60–90 minute deep dive into your history, your labs, and what “feeling like yourself” actually means for you.

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3 Month - The Regulated Protocol

$2,100

Initial consult, three follow-ups, and messaging support built around a real protocol.

All the way through

6-Month Total Transformation

$4,175

For the person ready to see this all the way through — six follow-ups, priority messaging, ongoing refinement.

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Proudly Staten Island · Balkan at heart

Real food. Real meals. No restriction.

I grew up eating the way my Balkan family always had — real food, real meals, nothing off-limits — and I’ve never forgotten how different that made my body feel from the version of “healthy eating” most Americans are sold. That’s the lens I bring to every protocol I write.

Why can I eat pasta and gelato in Europe but not here?

A basket of fresh vegetables beside a teal stethoscope

The labs that give you answers your last doctor’s visit didn’t.

Get the free guide, plus the occasional note from me on gut health, inflammation, and the Mediterranean approach to actually feeling better.